Manners Begin in the Family

Today was a nice day.
Mainly because I was happy without cake.
Oh wait - I DID have cake! Damn I forgot ==''
However, nothing remotely funny happened today. Oh and 'Mother dearest' adopted me alongside Rachel, who already was an adopted child, albeit a very unruly one.
Have a look at our first meal together as a family!

Damn Crush =='' (only doing this because day 2 commands me to )

...or not. Either way, in my world it's always...in your face! :D

The Matchmaking Game (With No Name)

Today me and Rachel played that game..you know...THAT game, darn I just realized that it doesn't even have a name!

Day 1: To My Best Friends

Dear Best Friends (plural) Who Will Not Be Named,

No Postage Required

Today was majorly uneventful.

Awkward Singing

One word of advice for the reader:
Please, under no circumstances, get too involved in singing a song.
This is to save yourself from potential embarrassment and ridicule, and also from possible smacking from little monsters/friends...

Shimeji Invasion and Tea Stains ==''

In a mostly uneventful history lesson, I noticed Sarah's computer screen was oddly littered with little Hetalia characters running and crawling around on - screen.

I HAD to have those.

Apparently they were called shimeji and had been around for quite a while (heavens, I feel SLOW)

So, about a few hours later I was swooning at the computer screen at Prussia and Spain's cuteness.

Only they seemed to be reproducing at a RAPID rate.I left my desk to get cake, and when I came back, this is what I found:

I know. Prussia+skydiving=AWESOME.

Also...

Diary Entry: No Cake Fur Ye'!

I didn't even have much of a chance to express my awesomeness today ==''
However read Saki's AWESOME sarcastic stories in English today. Rachel was late because she had an evil and unearthly music lesson.
Emma was bent on her little theory that f a can of soft drink had about 50 g of sugar in it, then it's better to eat chips. I offered to be the guinea pig for her experiment. I know, I'm so sweet! (NOT) I said 'oh, I'll eat potato chips for a week, and Emma can drink cans of soft drink for a week, and at the end we'll see who gets fatter :3'
I was so awesome in German today though! I was so good at arranging the whole sentences :3 ICH BIN SUPER!
However, played around with my music software a bit, and made up this random composition. It sounds really terrible, no offence to my awesome self -.-
I feel really awkward because I haven't painted on a proper canvas for AGES. It's so horrid when I want to paint, but I can't...nghhh bloody hell!

I have a really sore body (urgh) from softball and speedminton, sheesh. Dragged me'self to my room somehow with a solemn oath to study diligently.
5 mins later I took a nap under my desk. My napping powers amaze me!

And taking to the jerk now. Yeah, it's ME talking. Do you even KNOW I exist? Hello? Yes, you DOLT - the person who won't even care if I was pecked by chickens and then abducted by aliens, only for them to judge I was useless and throw me back to Earth?
Hai. This lass here would like to get yer bloody attention.
Yee, the lass who cared, and the lass who ye' joost chucked aweey. Ye' know what ye'r problem is? Ye' get everythin' ye' want. That's what's wrong. Y's need te be chucked away in the trashcan one day.
I just wanted to tell ye', I'm OVER YE'. Ye'r an evil child, and ye'don't even BOTHER. Und don't expect any cakes from moi either!

Five Fail-Proof Ways That Spell Luck in Love

It's an inevitable fact of life that at some point in life, us intelligent and awesome individuals (yes, talking to YOU) will be reduced to a drivelling, drovelling, drooling pile of rubbish.
All due to the power of what the boffins call LOVE.
But then the question arises, what can be done to have your love returned by the unsuspecting person whom destiny (yeah,right) has chosen for you?

Worst Love Songs/Poems Ever Written

Had history where I did some work for a change..
Music, where we did more work.Yay.
English...guess what we did? Yes, that's right - work!
And maths doesn't even need an explanation.
However cheered up by playing Carameldansen with Ludwig :) Still working on the perfect key change!

Called F up the other day...as usual the line was an absolute disgrace =='' She babbled on and I didn't even have the heart to tell her to repeat herself because the line was so atrocious. Sounds like they sure had fun at the class party...........

Young Love, and a Gentleman's Lack of Knowledge About Anatomy

All I did today was study history.
Now come on, I admit history is awesome but seriously? Two history assessments coming up...urghh
I gt really bored while studying history today and decided to do what you see below:

Maybe it'll help if you click on the image as the writing is really tiny....

Raindrops

My awesomeness was so-so today.
The morning was as all mornings go...boring and sleepy..
In history we were supposed to do our notes for the test. Turned out Emma already DID her notes, page after page. I have to do something to stop my awesomeness from infecting everyone around me!
Today I learnt that Emma is a pro and seems to enjoy playing Sally's Salon and giggling insanely every time she gets a new spa station. Hmm.

..............

What Did Ye' Say? Me, Looking Stressed - GET LOST!

Today I am stressing out...and that for me is enough reason to furthur stress out.
MATHS TEST TOMORROW *faints*
It's scary because my awesomeness always prevents me from stressing out for anything, and that's why when I start to get stressed out I know that something's wrong :(

....today...

Sweet Enough To Eat

Today yours truly didn't do much good in this world ...
Unfortunately snapped at Emma :( but in my awesome British accent :D Sorry Emma...
Basically turned into a good child for most of the day and studied and worked hard and even after-hours :)
Thanks to Rachel who stayed with me! But then I dropped my awesome green calculator magically and it disappeared for a while until I found it.
So much work on my hands at the moment! ==''

I really wish I had one of those birds to pick my awesome calculator up.
By the way, anything or anyone that comes into contact with me is AWESOME, except when I deem them un-awesome :)
So here I am, taking a well - deserved break now, and writing this! Actually...

Who Will Wear The Crown?

Good day to everyone today, and welcome to our short arrangement today in which I am pleased to announce the results of the Mr Congeniality Contest 2011!

Sizzling in the Kitchen! And Burning To A Flat Oddly Shaped Thingo...

I found this video while I was ever so productively surfing Youtube :3 I didn't make it, but a standing ovation to the person you who pieced it together - what a beautiful ode to ne of my favourite characters of all time! *wipes away a tear from eye* I'm so emotional! No actually, I'm as emotional as a brick.

Today I'm really happy, because I got my birthday present which was a Madonna's Ray of Light piano book I've been hankering after for quite a while. Oh cruel world, at last me and my book have been reunited!
Shut up you twat *slaps myself*
Today I shall banter on about something that is very stupid: failing....
(please click on the title for more!)

Mr Congeniality Contest: THE FINALS!

Hello fellow otaku base, and welcome to the much - awaited finals of the Mr Congeniality contest 2011 featuring Hetalia characters!

Today we will actually have a teeny little change in the whole running of the event...please click on the post title to read on...