Broken up? Rejected? You've Come To The Right Place!

Have YOU been rejected by the person who love? Are you unhappy with the way your love career - oops sorry LIFE is swooshing down the drain?
Fear no more! Chins up, ladies and gentlemen - today we have tips for those who are at the moment climbing out of the dustbin of love!


1. If your love suddenly tells you that they want to end the relationship, don't react hastily. Comfort your love. Everyone goes through times when they simply just don't know what they're doing.

Tell them that you will be their guardian angel, their shining light in this period of darkness. Offer them counselling - PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TELLING THE PATIENT THAT THEY ARE SHOWING SIGNS OF INSANITY BY CHOOSING TO DUMP YOU. This will only agitate the patient

2. Look towards family for support in this time when you yourself need care.
By family I mean your ex's family.

 Hang around them, wherever they go - parties, picnics, the lot. In the picture above the gentleman is describing his feelings to the kind grandmother, while the sorrowful dog looks on pityingly, evidently wanting to help.

3. Show your ex you don't care.

Burn all the letters and photos and memories in front of them! Show them that you don't care one bit!

4. Self explanatory.

Try sweet - talking to the food too to make them jealous.

Also, feign to poison their food and then quickly eat it. Tell them that you are saving their lives. This unselfish act will make them see what they have lost.

(The author is not responsible for any injury that may result when attempting the above.)